“Maybe it was from the enormous pressure the slinglet put on my lady bits… maybe it was tacos… the world will never know.”
- Love What Matters
- Humor
“Maybe it was from the enormous pressure the slinglet put on my lady bits… maybe it was tacos… the world will never know.”
“For an extra festive touch, I put the doll right in bed with the kids whenever they throw it in the trash. It’s Day 3 and they want to move!”
“I immediately dropped my phone, laughing hysterically. Our little 1st grader was now hilariously blended into every single background, from the regular single-color backgrounds to the scenic views.”
“What are men doing in there anyways? Surfing the internet? Watching YouTube videos? Playing Fortnite? Putting things into their Amazon cart they’ll never actually buy?”
“I love living in nature and having so many wild animals. But it does get a little scary sometimes!”
“With the stress of venue booking, preparing all the details, and taking a vow in front of everybody, the groom was a ball of nerves. So, the bride conspired a trick to help out with that.”
“I remember my daughter saying, ‘Why don’t you date him, Mom? I think he like likes you.’ We are now engaged to be married!”
“So, we watched as he was about to set it down and then thought ‘maybe I should hide this.’ We both thought it was hysterical!”
“If all of this sounds like something you’d like to be a part of, then you are ready to be a parent!”
We have to give Owen props for his timing.