“I didn’t have time to put on clothes. ‘HEEELLPP!! HELP MomMY!’ I rushed my bare ass out of the shower. In what felt like negative 1 million degrees, my frosty ass was jiggling down the hall, picturing all sorts of ludicrous situations.”
‘HEELLLLPPPP!!! I STUCK!!!’ Stepping out of the shower, I heard a hysterical call for help from my toddler.’: Woman hilariously ‘saves’ daughter, ‘The things we do for our kids’
Despite Criticism, I Will Still Co-Sleep With My Toddler
“And each night, as I leave your room, I will kiss you goodnight and remind myself just how lucky I am.”
Why I’m Thankful I See My Son At His Worst
“You don’t have to pretend with me. I am your safe haven.”
Son Hilariously Pees During Marriage Proposal
We have to give Owen props for his timing.
Dear Public, Please Stop Shaming Parents With Crying Toddlers
“What you are witnessing is not bad parenting.”