“You’re signing up for awkward first encounters with new parents. For a backseat full of competitively rowdy (and stinky) boys. For a pretty penny in shiny new equipment. And for a lifetime supply of OxiClean with a membership to the ‘where the hell did you leave your jersey’ club. But you’re also signing up for sun-drenched memories to last a lifetime. Mama, you’re about to fall in love.”

- Love What Matters
- Children